No no, it's "if he lives, god has granted the miracle of life. if he dies, god has granted him the miracle of heaven." Religious people (aka mass schizophrenia) are very particular about these sorts of things.
Considering the number of enemies the catholic church has made through history, when is there not someone thinking of killing the pope? Especially in light of the disregard for laws of man because they believe they answer to a higher authority
"We have discovered several assassins waiting to strike. Their names, we release now:
Lou Ng Kencer, the half Welsh, half Vietnamese who kills victims by blocking their airways.
Hart di'Sis, the Italian who strikes for mid-chest.
Rielly O'ldage, the Irish assassin who waits silently for years and years."
"Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. ... He became so powerful . . . the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself."
And with a name like a James Bond viilain to boot.
It's as if some cabal thought that just getting away with a tax free club to molest kids wasn't enough, they had to giggle and say; "Dudes, no, he can't just be a former Nazi -- he's gotta have a cool name and be involved in covering up a massive crime!"
joining the hitler jugend was mandatory. so when you say all nazi youths need to be killed that means everybody who was young back then. (over 80 now btw. not 60, i miscalculated)
i haven't read about the pope being in a nazi boarding school, and even if he was, he didn't chose to go there.
and he was drafted into the military but deserted the moment the allies got close.
there isn't a single thing that points to him being a willing nazi.
WTF could possibly be accomplished by killing the pope? What does this world gain by him being dead? People are so stupid. I don't think much of Catholocism but not only is it wrong and pointless - it's also counter-productive and retarded! Idiot terrorist religious zealots!
guynumber4Feb 11, 2012Buried
Also, he is almost 90 years old. should die soon anyways
robotpimpFeb 11, 2012Buried
No no, it's "if he lives, god has granted the miracle of life. if he dies, god has granted him the miracle of heaven." Religious people (aka mass schizophrenia) are very particular about these sorts of things.
TaliscatFeb 12, 2012Buried
Considering the number of enemies the catholic church has made through history, when is there not someone thinking of killing the pope? Especially in light of the disregard for laws of man because they believe they answer to a higher authority
raiderduckFeb 12, 2012Buried
No, just a realist. Realists like cookies, too.
hiropendragonFeb 11, 2012Buried
"We have discovered several assassins waiting to strike. Their names, we release now:
Lou Ng Kencer, the half Welsh, half Vietnamese who kills victims by blocking their airways.
Hart di'Sis, the Italian who strikes for mid-chest.
Rielly O'ldage, the Irish assassin who waits silently for years and years."
</sarcasm>
subterfugFeb 11, 2012Buried
If he lives, it's a miracle. If he dies it's an assassination.
crom99Feb 11, 2012Buried
"Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. ... He became so powerful . . . the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself."
user500Feb 11, 2012Buried
I guess God has issued a recall order for a defective pope. Who would have thought a card carrying Nazi would have been even considered for the job.
lunarparcelFeb 11, 2012Buried
Cardinal Levada: "I have *felt* him, my master.
Benedict Ratzinger: "Strange that I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Levada."
Cardinal Levada: "They are clear, my master. "
felixtjungFeb 11, 2012Buried
The decision whether he should live or not is really up to god. It's not something we (or even pope himself) should worry about.
vitriolandangstFeb 12, 2012Buried
And with a name like a James Bond viilain to boot.
It's as if some cabal thought that just getting away with a tax free club to molest kids wasn't enough, they had to giggle and say; "Dudes, no, he can't just be a former Nazi -- he's gotta have a cool name and be involved in covering up a massive crime!"
5000 mute kids? Wow, and his name is rat-singer?
medar1000Feb 11, 2012Buried
As long as they dont replace the pope with another pope I'm all for it, but we know thats not gonna happen.
craig1958Feb 12, 2012Buried
Is this a joke? This whole story is very strange.
hrumphFeb 12, 2012Buried
If he was assassinated, wouldn't that just be God's plan?
raiderduckFeb 11, 2012Buried
Why doesn't he ask his all-powerful god to protect him?
Oh, that's right...his all-powerful god DOESN'T EXIST.
Carry on...
countess666Feb 12, 2012Buried
you do realise that that means every German over 60 right?
countess666Feb 13, 2012Buried
joining the hitler jugend was mandatory. so when you say all nazi youths need to be killed that means everybody who was young back then. (over 80 now btw. not 60, i miscalculated)
i haven't read about the pope being in a nazi boarding school, and even if he was, he didn't chose to go there.
and he was drafted into the military but deserted the moment the allies got close.
there isn't a single thing that points to him being a willing nazi.
jaketyson85Feb 12, 2012Buried
WTF could possibly be accomplished by killing the pope? What does this world gain by him being dead? People are so stupid. I don't think much of Catholocism but not only is it wrong and pointless - it's also counter-productive and retarded! Idiot terrorist religious zealots!
aikomikoFeb 12, 2012Buried
Hell has a spot waiting.
countess666Feb 13, 2012Buried
there are more important people getting killed today right now that deserve or attention far more. the people of syria for example.
there isn't even a sane reason to kill the pope. he's a nobody.