Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.
I wonder what they send if you invite them to your kegger? I'm guessing a garbled text at about 3:00am, something about the old woman going totally nuts and making them spend the evening at her bulls**t best friends place playing madlibbers or whatever, sorry maybe next time catch ya later. -bo
This really isn't that impressive. I believe most letters to the White House are answered with form letters signed by Autopen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopen
I know my uncle got a response like this from Clinton when he wrote in a proposal to do a brief teleconference with the local elementary school. And an old classmate of mine got a similarly personalized Christmas card for doing some campaign work.
Of course, formalities like this shouldn't diminish some of the more generous letters the man wrote before he became president:
I love the commentary track of the Godfather. There's a very insightful reveal about that scene with Luca.
Apparently, the actor that played Luca was a wrestler and not an actor by trade. He was so nervous to meet Brando that all the stutters while he spoke were actually genuine. Coppola then later added the scene where he is seen practicing his speech outside the Don's office (when Kay noticed him, prompting Michael to explain who he is).
Anyway, great movie and the commentary was better than most.
anexanhumeAug 16, 2010Buried
I sent him a copy of a Kenyan yearbook from my immigrant friend to sign.
All I got back was a hand scrawled note. "Nice try motherf**ker."
mummoAug 16, 2010Buried
Hmmm, they don't ACTUALLY say whether or not they'll be able to make it. You saw it here first - the president is bad at RSVPing.
afoster2727Aug 16, 2010Buried
I would rather have the letter state:
Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.
boyprodigy1Aug 16, 2010Buried
This is going to be all over fox news...
williemainAug 16, 2010Buried
obligatory AdBlock Plus comment.
p0rtakal2Aug 16, 2010Buried
I buried you, so I can digg you two times.
greenroom628Aug 16, 2010Buried
probably something like:
"dear sjbdallas,
thanks for the invite. i can't make it since the mrs. would kill me, but i'm sending clinton instead, if that's ok with you. he knows what to do.
-b"
monodedeAug 16, 2010Buried
I really really hate this intrusive Toyota ad.
pathouston22Aug 16, 2010Buried
It just won't...
*puts on sunglasses*
stop.
moirendeAug 16, 2010Buried
I wonder what they send if you invite them to your kegger? I'm guessing a garbled text at about 3:00am, something about the old woman going totally nuts and making them spend the evening at her bulls**t best friends place playing madlibbers or whatever, sorry maybe next time catch ya later. -bo
ironhideAug 16, 2010Buried
I loled :)
osceneintxAug 16, 2010Buried
lol..."real news"
haha
twohoundogsAug 16, 2010Buried
For some reason I think Clinton would be much more fun at a bachelor party than Obama.
Jordan117Aug 16, 2010Buried
This really isn't that impressive. I believe most letters to the White House are answered with form letters signed by Autopen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopen
I know my uncle got a response like this from Clinton when he wrote in a proposal to do a brief teleconference with the local elementary school. And an old classmate of mine got a similarly personalized Christmas card for doing some campaign work.
Of course, formalities like this shouldn't diminish some of the more generous letters the man wrote before he became president:
http://leishacamden.blogspot.com/2008/10/not-that-it-matters.html
awintersAug 16, 2010Buried
If he really loved America he would be clear and unequivocal on his acceptance or rejection of wedding invitations.
sjbdallasAug 16, 2010Buried
I'll invite him to my bachelor party and see what I get.
crunchydeluxeAug 16, 2010Buried
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAA -- CRASH.
zimbuthemonkeyAug 16, 2010Buried
I love the commentary track of the Godfather. There's a very insightful reveal about that scene with Luca.
Apparently, the actor that played Luca was a wrestler and not an actor by trade. He was so nervous to meet Brando that all the stutters while he spoke were actually genuine. Coppola then later added the scene where he is seen practicing his speech outside the Don's office (when Kay noticed him, prompting Michael to explain who he is).
Anyway, great movie and the commentary was better than most.
therednewtAug 16, 2010Buried
America deserves a decider.
silverback101Aug 16, 2010Buried
The President doesn't negotiate with Wedding Planners.