theonion.com — Ted was born with a goddamn, stupid looking face. Jean Anne Whorton's touching portrait of a man who was born w... Oct 5, 2011
shenerdOct 5, 2011Buried
Poor punchable Ted.
johndoOct 6, 2011Buried
I'd hit it.
smurfzOct 6, 2011Buried
POW! Right in the kisser!
stevanoskiOct 5, 2011Buried
Has the ears and selfrighteous smirk of Bam.
amyvernonOct 6, 2011Buried
I've totally met people like this.
absolutelytrueOct 6, 2011Buried
I know more than one person like this.
yuutokunOct 6, 2011Buried
Does this mean I can live the rest of my life in peace?
sandersdamnitOct 6, 2011Buried
I hate his assh**e face.
shenerdOct 5, 2011Buried
Poor punchable Ted.
johndoOct 6, 2011Buried
I'd hit it.
smurfzOct 6, 2011Buried
POW! Right in the kisser!
stevanoskiOct 5, 2011Buried
Has the ears and selfrighteous smirk of Bam.
amyvernonOct 6, 2011Buried
I've totally met people like this.
absolutelytrueOct 6, 2011Buried
I know more than one person like this.
yuutokunOct 6, 2011Buried
Does this mean I can live the rest of my life in peace?
sandersdamnitOct 6, 2011Buried
I hate his assh**e face.