Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night? A Polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom. The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned; they couldn't get the tailgate open.
Last time i took my mom to the doctor she thought she had a piece of glass in her foot he told her not to worry about it.
He was a Dr. In oklahoma city at the time of the bombing and people were sprayed with glass 6 blocks away. He said years after he was still getting patients calling with glass that came to the surface. he said the body has a way of pushing it to the surface and then you can cut it out versus digging.
When i was 12 i was grinding a weld down and thought i just burnt the left side of my knee really bad. 5 years later a bump appeared on the right side. The dr cut it out and it was a small piece of rusted steel that traveled right under my knee to the other side. That knee has given me hell in the last couple years it pops and grinds every time i move it.
That was his guess. But a tumbling bullet, in my opinion wouldn't be likely to dig into someone like that. Especially since most .22 is round nose, or hollow point.
mikbunnAug 25, 2010Buried
It was always at the back of his mind.
Ugh.
ubitendoAug 25, 2010Buried
Another Polish joke in the making!
mtjohnsonAug 25, 2010Buried
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pabstyloudmouthAug 25, 2010Buried
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night? A Polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom. The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned; they couldn't get the tailgate open.
smokingplatypusAug 24, 2010Buried
Now that's a hard headed drunk!
thahmzAug 25, 2010Buried
Cool story bro. No seriously
lukas1051Aug 25, 2010Buried
This one time when I was drunk I licked matches and had 3 small burns on my tongue.
dumlineAug 25, 2010Buried
Cool story, bro
ratherbkayakingAug 25, 2010Buried
Would you like some cheese with your whine?
vidorianAug 25, 2010Buried
Last time i took my mom to the doctor she thought she had a piece of glass in her foot he told her not to worry about it.
He was a Dr. In oklahoma city at the time of the bombing and people were sprayed with glass 6 blocks away. He said years after he was still getting patients calling with glass that came to the surface. he said the body has a way of pushing it to the surface and then you can cut it out versus digging.
When i was 12 i was grinding a weld down and thought i just burnt the left side of my knee really bad. 5 years later a bump appeared on the right side. The dr cut it out and it was a small piece of rusted steel that traveled right under my knee to the other side. That knee has given me hell in the last couple years it pops and grinds every time i move it.
r1y23Aug 25, 2010Buried
Talk about taking shots.
ratherbkayakingAug 25, 2010Buried
That's almost as bad as the polish hockey team; did you hear about them? They drowned during spring training.
kronos6948Aug 25, 2010Buried
I came here for polish jokes and was not disappointed.
kronos6948Aug 25, 2010Buried
You should try drinking it instead of f**king it.
kolop1Aug 25, 2010Buried
Outch
manicleekAug 25, 2010Buried
Or maybe it was a bullet that had been fired into the air and had fallen back down to earth!?
Maybe on new years eve, say 5 or 6 years ago?
brinkzorAug 25, 2010Buried
It was a .22, it's amazing when they pierce squirrel skulls.
techoboAug 25, 2010Buried
That was his guess. But a tumbling bullet, in my opinion wouldn't be likely to dig into someone like that. Especially since most .22 is round nose, or hollow point.
bosskeyAug 25, 2010Buried
Boom!
Ohhh, I remember now. Headshot...
kewlbuoyAug 25, 2010Buried
Only my people can do this …… not sure whether to embarrassed or proud.