You know, I really have to take offense to the whole "Jesus is a zombie" joke. It's really not fair at all.
Jesus is CLEARLY a vampire. He makes his followers drink his own blood, after all. And since he can go out in the sunlight without burning alive, I guess he's one of those Twilight vampires too.
twent4Jul 6, 2010Buried
Looks cropped.
jaklcideJul 6, 2010Buried
No
espotoasterJul 6, 2010Buried
that's not jesus, That's Tupac
drstockJul 6, 2010Buried
Pareidolia at its finest.
kronos6948Jul 6, 2010Buried
I didn't know Jesus was effeminate and had a Hitler moustache, but ok.
royishJul 6, 2010Buried
Are there any other Jewish Zombies as popular as this one?
ofoarheffinsakeJul 6, 2010Buried
You know, I really have to take offense to the whole "Jesus is a zombie" joke. It's really not fair at all.
Jesus is CLEARLY a vampire. He makes his followers drink his own blood, after all. And since he can go out in the sunlight without burning alive, I guess he's one of those Twilight vampires too.
burrduggJul 6, 2010Buried
That's not Jesus. Looks more like Weird Al Yankovic to me.
macbookformeJul 5, 2010Buried
He's everywhere and nowhere at once...
ofoarheffinsakeJul 6, 2010Buried
Who? Hitler in a wig? Cause that's clearly an image of Hitler in a wig. He's got the chaplin-stache and everything.
Also, it appears that he's just finished vomiting, as there's some sort of excretion spewing down his front.
technolofluxJul 6, 2010Buried
Not this nonsense again
bofadJul 5, 2010Buried
That's way better than the sad burning of "Big Butter Jesus" a few weeks ago:
http://www.bofads.com/stories/bindystatue.htm
lostmessiahJul 6, 2010Buried
Looks more like Zappa if you ask me.
gaffiganJul 6, 2010Buried
Jesus Christ, not this again.
theosterJul 6, 2010Buried
he's the modern man
morningloriiJul 6, 2010Buried
Well, I'm convinced. Time to convert.
chileangodJul 6, 2010Buried
It looks just the same as the last time it made the front page. IT has been proven Erosion is slow.
hauntedchippyJul 6, 2010Buried
I would like to drop the word 'Apophenia', which I learned a few days ago.
davidme1Jul 6, 2010Buried
I swear, Google Earth will not let me hide anywhere these days. Damn you humans and your technology... Damn you to Hell!!!
withearsJul 6, 2010Buried
I'm not even going to bother to look.
I saw the Jesus' face on my plate when I broke my egg, sunny-side up.
Jesus - delicious with toast.