I like the part where I thought I was gonna see a video of a shark but instead stared at a JC Penny ad for 45 seconds while the video struggled in vain to load.
A great example of how most shark 'attacks' happen. They are just curious and in cloudy water you may somewhat resemble food. They swim up, take a small bite to taste test, then decide that you aren't their normal prey and move on. Too bad a small bite to them puts us within death's grasp. Lets be honest, if sharks wanted to kill us, they would f**k our s**t up.
Yeah, Break is more than "bad" with titles. I'm pretty sure I've seen a video of a Black Lab humping another dog and Break titled it "Gorilla nearly killed by Polar Bear!"
Actually, he did a smart thing by not frantically paddling away, and resembling a meal in distress to the shark. If you stay calm, they probably won't recognize a man on a stationary kayak as food -- or even a living thing that possibly tastes good -- and leave you alone.
eagles7977Aug 12, 2010Buried
Holy f**k that was close, but I don't think it was a surfer he/she had a paddle in hand. Looked more like a kayak or something on those lines to me.
tbbucsAug 13, 2010Buried
Dude, f**k the ocean. That s**t is scary and I'm just sitting here chilling at home.
spectralsoundsAug 13, 2010Buried
Doesn't matter what he was on, I would have been s**tting myself all the same.
brandhayAug 13, 2010Buried
Damn, just watching that is stressful. I'll stick with snowboarding.
mrboogAug 14, 2010Buried
I like the part where I thought I was gonna see a video of a shark but instead stared at a JC Penny ad for 45 seconds while the video struggled in vain to load.
f**k BREAK.
cyborgcommando0Aug 14, 2010Buried
I hate break.com.
Original is found here: http://vimeo.com/14054518
overlord555Aug 14, 2010Buried
break is really really bad with titles.
megalomatthewAug 14, 2010Buried
He was on a standing paddle board.
angryseahawkAug 14, 2010Buried
A great example of how most shark 'attacks' happen. They are just curious and in cloudy water you may somewhat resemble food. They swim up, take a small bite to taste test, then decide that you aren't their normal prey and move on. Too bad a small bite to them puts us within death's grasp. Lets be honest, if sharks wanted to kill us, they would f**k our s**t up.
zeraAug 14, 2010Buried
There's this thing, its called adblock.
srobertson203Aug 14, 2010Buried
CBS did an interview with this guy. He saw the sharks (apparently there were 2), came out of the water to grab his camera, and went back in:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/08/13/earlyshow/living/petplanet/main6769557.shtml
diceauAug 14, 2010Buried
It can move pretty damn fast when it wants to (end of vid).
diggamyteAug 14, 2010Buried
Yeah, Break is more than "bad" with titles. I'm pretty sure I've seen a video of a Black Lab humping another dog and Break titled it "Gorilla nearly killed by Polar Bear!"
rain12913Aug 14, 2010Buried
More importantly: Yetis.
http://whatisthelab.dk/l33t/2006/10/skifree_yeti.png
funkboy27Aug 14, 2010Buried
Sasquatch
tomasborlinAug 14, 2010Buried
I clicked at 720p but that made shockwave flash plugin to crash.
f**k BREAK
gorftronAug 14, 2010Buried
I would run away like one of those weird water-running lizards.
jimbomcpantsAug 14, 2010Buried
Polar Bears ;)
loconetAug 14, 2010Buried
This guy is insane
firesightsAug 14, 2010Buried
Actually, he did a smart thing by not frantically paddling away, and resembling a meal in distress to the shark. If you stay calm, they probably won't recognize a man on a stationary kayak as food -- or even a living thing that possibly tastes good -- and leave you alone.