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12 Girls You'll Meet in College

thetoiletpaper.com — Women come in all shapes and sizes. Just ask Oprah. Nowhere is this more true than a college campus. Aug 24, 2010

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spritomAug 24, 2010Buried

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I'm on Digg. I don't actually meet girls.

kibblesnbittsAug 26, 2010Buried

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Well now that I wont be on Digg as much anymore, maybe I can meet some of these girls.

lvaneedeAug 26, 2010Buried

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Buried for no picWAIT there IS no bury anymore

erkokiteAug 26, 2010Buried

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The 12 Girls You'll Meet in College... Except if You're an Engineer.

kageryuAug 25, 2010Buried

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What kind of college did I go to?! All I met were rich, dumb sluts with egos the size of the Jupiter.

densetsu23Aug 26, 2010Buried

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I just clicked the "Report" link under the story's headline, as in "Reported as Being Lame".

goweigusAug 26, 2010Buried

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lets all go outside

heasbyAug 25, 2010Buried

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13. The witch. Don't mess with her or she'll stay up all night casting evil spells on you, as a result she'll be really tired the next day.

grabateAug 26, 2010Buried

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14: The Virgin Freshmen: Has left her overbearing helecopter parents for the first time. The words party and socialize are strange and foreign concepts to them but they are quick to learn. Never make it beyond second semester because of pregnancy and/or failing grades.

nonoqueAug 25, 2010Buried

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nice~
i like the book worm, outside: nice and easy, inside: wild and horny

ell0boAug 26, 2010Buried

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USC?

falconearAug 26, 2010Buried

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LOL, it's going to turn into that episode of The Simpsons where all the kids discover the outdoors after Krusty starts to suck.

NickCobbAug 24, 2010Buried

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Luckily, digg wasn't around while I was in college.

yardieAug 26, 2010Buried

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15: The born again: A former Courtney Love who has done and slept with everyone. Has a life-changing moment, usually, while passed out in front of a church. You'll eventually find this one and when you do, you'll be disappointed to find out she has slept with everyone but you.

allantronAug 27, 2010Buried

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where?

elamoAug 26, 2010Buried

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So basically what you're saying is they wouldn't have sex with you

ell0boAug 26, 2010Buried

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you find these more post graduation. It's entertaining to get them drunk, and listen to their stories about how they've slept with the entire local pro team.

Do not, I repeat, do not go where every man has gone before!

lukas1051Aug 25, 2010Buried

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Number 7s are the worst. You could practically save her life and be the last two people on Earth, she'd still only wants to be friends. If I didn't love girls so much, I would totally turn gay.

carlososAug 26, 2010Buried

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I would be surprised if my College had more than 12 Girls (the same for the high school). The disadvantage of going to tech schools. It normally was one or no girls per class :(

ascheeseman19Aug 27, 2010Buried

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University of Spoiled Children.

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