As the guy who, after viewing the DVD, is currently trying to find your mom to serve a warrant for an incredibly wide variety of federal obscenity charges, he's right.
When I was a college student I worked one summer as an assistant carpenter with a bunch of tradesmen to make ends meet. During break time we'd play a quick 15 minute round of poker and that was usually when most of the talking for the day about personal issues would occur. "Shooting the s**t" if you will. Anyway, like usual the topic somehow got on to women and they told me never to get married. One guy said that before you get married, every time you have sex put a marble in a jar. Then after you are married every time you have sex take two marbles out of the jar and he said I'd bet anything you'll still have marbles in the jar by the time you die.
So either it sucks to get married or those were some seriously jaded guys lol.
pantone109Jul 4, 2010Buried
spoken like someone with firsthand experience with his moms sexual activity.
georgiecaseyJul 4, 2010Buried
myth #1 people over 50 don't have sex. isn't that right mom?
whodoneitJul 4, 2010Buried
As the guy who videotaped Pantone109 having sex with your mom, he's right!
trevorpaceJul 4, 2010Buried
I'm going to ignore this article and continue pretending it doesn't happen.
subductionJul 4, 2010Buried
As the guy who has the distribution rights to "Pantone109: Flesh Color, Starring Georgiecasey's Mom" on DVD, he's right!
dischargeJul 4, 2010Buried
As the guy who faps to said tape, he's right.
alphadrakeJul 4, 2010Buried
As the guy who edited the video, he's right.
cheesewithwhineJul 4, 2010Buried
it's like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
dreamacheJul 4, 2010Buried
Altered boobs on women over 50 = cross-eyed half inflated balloons.
humptydankJul 4, 2010Buried
As the guy who, after viewing the DVD, is currently trying to find your mom to serve a warrant for an incredibly wide variety of federal obscenity charges, he's right.
snoosyJul 4, 2010Buried
Oh for f**ks sakes...
...Now I want some Subway.
muffinmonkJul 4, 2010Buried
DUDE WTF THAT'S DISGUSTING.
thereverendbillJul 4, 2010Buried
Why??!! Are there a lot of 50+ Diggers?
llanowarJul 4, 2010Buried
#1-7: It depends on the person.
wampumferretJul 4, 2010Buried
DO NOT WANT!
beesknees21Jul 4, 2010Buried
When I was a college student I worked one summer as an assistant carpenter with a bunch of tradesmen to make ends meet. During break time we'd play a quick 15 minute round of poker and that was usually when most of the talking for the day about personal issues would occur. "Shooting the s**t" if you will. Anyway, like usual the topic somehow got on to women and they told me never to get married. One guy said that before you get married, every time you have sex put a marble in a jar. Then after you are married every time you have sex take two marbles out of the jar and he said I'd bet anything you'll still have marbles in the jar by the time you die.
So either it sucks to get married or those were some seriously jaded guys lol.
/coolstorybro
subductionJul 4, 2010Buried
That's a strange way to come out of the closet kid, but I support your decision.
samson7842Jul 4, 2010Buried
I have a prediction for you, son;
Every girlfriend, and or wife, you will ever have will cheat on you and eventually leave you for a man with a normal sex drive.
You should prepare yourself.
You have been warned.
cmcagleJul 4, 2010Buried
Unaltered boobs on women over 50 = fried eggs hanging on a nail.
elitebeatJul 4, 2010Buried
If life is not about pleasure then what is it about? Nothing might be the answer