Well, if he's going to be doing drugs and screwing hookers, I think it might be best if social services kept him away from his children. I don't think that's a positive environment for them to be growing up in. I do think that a drug addict's personal issues are a waste of space on a news site though, and I wish they'd report on something important.
Here's the thing, I just don't care what he does. The only part of his life that effects mine is his job as an actor. And so far, he has done that quite well. If he wants to party and do drugs outside of that, it's his life.
Charlie Sheen seems to be the last guy left. I mean, what has become of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle? Keith's a mummy, Johnny's married with a kid. The Kid's chillin up in Rock City. Most of the rest are long dead: Bon, Jimmy, Keith, Janet, Jim: too many to enumerate here. Hell, Hunter's been gone over 5 years, and he was pretty relaxed there at the end, I understand. Resting on his laurels, as it were.
Like it or not, human society lives out it's heroic mythology in the lives of celebrated persons, and we bestow upon them rights above those of the herd. It serves a very important purpose for me to be able to watch Charlie Sheen spend the lavish millions that his fans freely supply him to get loaded and stay up for days on end, blowing mountains of cocaine, and have sleazy, dirty, and what must be incredible, professional sex with the actual women, the 'sex-heroes' of animal lust and sexual liberty that the rest of the population actively masturbates while watching. It is, in a word, thrilling. If penises had hands, mine would five-high Chuck Sheen. But oh yes, ha ha, penises do happen to have hands, which are the ones typing this missive.
Expressed as mathematics: Charlie Sheen = x, and x = awesome. Our world needs people like Mr. Sheen; he's a hero for exactly our particular time and age, and I wish him good luck in all his future legal troubles, veneral disease scares, and hospital visits. Thank you from all of us. Keel the flame burning...
alanocuFeb 10, 2011Buried
And it should.
If Charlie wants to party his ass off, then fine by me. Leave him alone.
I mean, I've never locked a hooker in the bathroom though....
speedFeb 11, 2011Buried
Quite frankly, we'd be dissapointed if Charlie Sheen didn't do that.
johndoFeb 11, 2011Buried
Charlie Sheen is pretty much expected to party. That's who he is and what he's done for as long as I can remember.
bukowskyFeb 11, 2011Buried
Alan, you haven't lived until you've locked a hooker in a bathroom.
sonicgardenFeb 11, 2011Buried
Charlie Sheen is awesome, he should be able to party as much as wants.
SeiLuciusFeb 11, 2011Buried
Well, if he's going to be doing drugs and screwing hookers, I think it might be best if social services kept him away from his children. I don't think that's a positive environment for them to be growing up in. I do think that a drug addict's personal issues are a waste of space on a news site though, and I wish they'd report on something important.
absaysthisFeb 11, 2011Buried
Oh, that's because for most of us, Charlie Sheen and Charlie Harper are the same.
dottybear86Feb 11, 2011Buried
If he wants to be a drunk slob/junkie, let him, if that's what makes him happy....just don't let him be near his kids...actually, ANY kids.
charlotte_webFeb 11, 2011Buried
He's blurring the line between Charlie Sheen and Charlie Harper. Usually, actors hate it when they get confused for their on-screen alter egos.
sonicgardenFeb 11, 2011Buried
exactly
pyroclastic_vikingFeb 11, 2011Buried
Cocaine is a hell of a drug....
herrmerkelFeb 11, 2011Buried
he's a role model...for cocaine addicts
jeffdabeatFeb 11, 2011Buried
Here's the thing, I just don't care what he does. The only part of his life that effects mine is his job as an actor. And so far, he has done that quite well. If he wants to party and do drugs outside of that, it's his life.
interconFeb 11, 2011Buried
Charlie Sheen seems to be the last guy left. I mean, what has become of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle? Keith's a mummy, Johnny's married with a kid. The Kid's chillin up in Rock City. Most of the rest are long dead: Bon, Jimmy, Keith, Janet, Jim: too many to enumerate here. Hell, Hunter's been gone over 5 years, and he was pretty relaxed there at the end, I understand. Resting on his laurels, as it were.
Like it or not, human society lives out it's heroic mythology in the lives of celebrated persons, and we bestow upon them rights above those of the herd. It serves a very important purpose for me to be able to watch Charlie Sheen spend the lavish millions that his fans freely supply him to get loaded and stay up for days on end, blowing mountains of cocaine, and have sleazy, dirty, and what must be incredible, professional sex with the actual women, the 'sex-heroes' of animal lust and sexual liberty that the rest of the population actively masturbates while watching. It is, in a word, thrilling. If penises had hands, mine would five-high Chuck Sheen. But oh yes, ha ha, penises do happen to have hands, which are the ones typing this missive.
Expressed as mathematics: Charlie Sheen = x, and x = awesome. Our world needs people like Mr. Sheen; he's a hero for exactly our particular time and age, and I wish him good luck in all his future legal troubles, veneral disease scares, and hospital visits. Thank you from all of us. Keel the flame burning...
m3g4tr0nFeb 11, 2011Buried
We love him because he’s honest about it. He’s not trying to hide who he is.
I salute you, sir.
praksophyFeb 11, 2011Buried
I like it
niroFeb 11, 2011Buried
I just dugg this cause i thought i was funny.
tomt127Feb 11, 2011Buried
Your my hero Charlie.
phydeaux70Feb 11, 2011Buried
Until he ends up dead. Then idiots will say how tragic it is.
He's a grown man, he knows what he's doing. Get off of his back.