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If you do this in an email, I hate you - The Oatmeal

theoatmeal.com — The Oatmeal on email etiquette. Oct 4, 2010

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misslindadeeOct 4, 2010Buried

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NO! i DO this:
♥♪♫•*¨*°¨¨¨°º♥≤❥≥♥P::E::A::C::E::&::H::A::P::P::I::N::E::S::S░!!!░✩★♥♪♫•*¨*✩★God Bless You!✩✩♪♫•*¨*★✩★ °¨¨¨°º♥≤❥≥♥✩★✩✩★•**•.¸¸ ¸¸.•*¨) *¨)¸.•*¨) ♥♪♫•*¨* ¸.•*¨))•*¨*•.¸¸ ¸¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨))May the Angels of Solace Surround You!•*¨*•.¸¸ ¸¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)) And Love You*•.¸¸ ¸¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨))

oatmealOct 4, 2010Buried

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I've longed for "letmegmailthatforyou.com," where you could paste their search query into a field and send them the link.

neilpomerleauOct 5, 2010Buried

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I'm gonna make it! Keep an eye out, Oatmeal.

http://www.letmegmailthatforyou.com/

mille716Oct 4, 2010Buried

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Apparently my dad emails The Oatmeal.

bOct 4, 2010Buried

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This story makes me gurgle with tee-hees

cdm710Oct 4, 2010Buried

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I want to strangle people when they hit reply all for no f**king reason

avitorioOct 5, 2010Buried

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That's amazing. So you are a coder? I have this amazing idea for a website, it's going to change everything you ever thought you knew about anything!! Contact-me to sign a NDA because I don't want you to steal the idea and make billions of dollars!

centranOct 5, 2010Buried

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check out the page source

mredofcourseOct 4, 2010Buried

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I hate its sister, putting a question mark at the end of the sentence in attempt to ask something:

"Help, my printer doesn't work?"

How am I not supposed to respond like a smart ass to that?

jenOct 4, 2010Buried

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I'm really uncomfortable now. thanks.

krymsonOct 5, 2010Buried

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Holy crap.
I will never again doubt the power of Oatmeal + digg.

hachijuhachiOct 4, 2010Buried

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Never knew about Oatmeal.com before. Kinda new to Digg anyway. Thanks for the link, looks like a good site.

iheartbakonOct 5, 2010Buried

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Die.

legoman513Oct 5, 2010Buried

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Speak for yourself, I thought it was one of his better works - especially the disclosure section of the massively long signature.

live_wire_Oct 4, 2010Buried

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Digg loves The Oatmeal. He submitted his own content in Digg v3 and it was cool but then that became an automated process and suddenly it was OMGtheWORSTthingEVAR!!!

kashemOct 5, 2010Buried

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I've found a lot of people permanently delete their email down to the DAY regardless how important it may be, and these aren't zero inbox people either.

robbh66Oct 5, 2010Buried

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God you're a f**king idiot.

segdehaOct 4, 2010Buried

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we should totes go get a soda sometime!!!

thehead1138Oct 5, 2010Buried

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How long did that take you? That's fantastic! LOL!

Seriously dude, leave this up, put some Google Advertising on it, and you're gonna make some real money off this! Hell, the people I will send this to alone, will probably pay for your next vacation!

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