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This is Why Your Music Store Clerk Hates You [VIDs]

blogs.citypages.com — Two clerks at a music store somewhere in Alabama dilmed a succint explanation as to why the business of selling instr... Aug 3, 2010

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ninjaboyAug 3, 2010Buried

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What is a music store? Is this where mp3's are made?

alanocuAug 3, 2010Buried

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The look on the guy's face in video number one is priceless.

steverrificAug 3, 2010Buried

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I think I heard some Nickelback in there....

threedaysatseaAug 3, 2010Buried

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I once asked a Guitar Center employee, in the midst of a few 13 year-olds in the drumming section, "Does this ever get easier?" - "Once you lose your hearing, yeah."

sucka27Aug 3, 2010Buried

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dave122Aug 3, 2010Buried

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if you frequent a music store and actually spend money there, they tend to not mind as much. Hell I had the owner of the shop I go to throw a terrible kid off an amp because I was waiting to try it out. He said something like "Move it kid, this guy actually buys s**t". Made my day.

koobzzAug 3, 2010Buried

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I am shocked to see a music store employee with a pony-tail and beard.

slogansAug 3, 2010Buried

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I just figured they were always upset because they themselves were failed musicians.

joemofo214Aug 3, 2010Buried

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cococookyAug 3, 2010Buried

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Hilarious!

merc49849Aug 3, 2010Buried

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I think I would be more upset about making $8 an hour.

leif777Aug 3, 2010Buried

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I think we can all admit It's a s**tty job. It's a good thing these guys have a good sense of humor.

... but what the hell is someone supposed to do? If I'm trying out a new amp I'm going to want to hear what it sounds like at all levels. Any good guitarist knows an amp can sound totally different at 0-2 than 2-5 and so on. If I'm spending $1000+ on a semi decent I'm going to crank it up. Sorry, Mr."Clerk". Oh yeah, and hand me a Boss overdrive pedal, a phaser and your filthiest fuzz.

david4041Aug 3, 2010Buried

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"Any good guitarist knows an amp can sound totally different at 0-2 than 2-5 and so on. If I'm spending $1000+ on a semi decent amp I'm going to crank it up."

. . . and you need to know how it sounds at 11.

bracomadarAug 3, 2010Buried

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So Stairway really was denied? Bogus!

veriixAug 3, 2010Buried

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When I have a kid and he starts fighting about doing school work, I'll show him these videos.

doctechnicalAug 3, 2010Buried

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"Five minute limit on jams"
-- Sign at music store

stevieraveonAug 3, 2010Buried

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From IMDB: The "Stairway to Heaven" guitar riff was changed for the international, cable, and videotape releases to a generic riff because of disputes in obtaining rights to the first five notes of the song, which appear only in the US theatrical release.

artworkz918Aug 3, 2010Buried

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you'd be right

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