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I always do this at the movies - The Oatmeal

theoatmeal.com — I created a mini-blog within a blog today that contains some minor (less epic) updates and comics - basically stuff t... Aug 3, 2010

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americanmustashAug 3, 2010Buried

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I always do this at the airport too!
"Enjoy your flight......."

jeffh4Aug 3, 2010Buried

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Glad I'm not the only one.

I mean, what's the apology for this? What do you say to take it back? Nope. You're just hosed and best walk away.

kinseyincanadaAug 4, 2010Buried

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I had to read it like 5 times in order to get it, and now i feel like a f**king moron.

thecrazyasianAug 3, 2010Buried

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EVERY F**KING TIME...

thorpeAug 3, 2010Buried

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"Enjoy your meal."

"Thanks. You too."

greenroom628Aug 4, 2010Buried

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thanks. you, too!





....um.

ftc08Aug 3, 2010Buried

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"Happy Birthday!"
"Thanks! You Too!
...
"Son of a..."

sertmanAug 3, 2010Buried

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oatmealAug 3, 2010Buried

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Fixed it. Nevermind. First question here:
http://forum.developers.facebook.com/viewtopic.php?id=29112

MOVE ALONG FOLKS, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

oatmealAug 4, 2010Buried

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Yeah, half the internet has emailed me to let me know that Brian Regan did it first. I guess I shouldn't feel too bad about stealing a joke I'd never heard before, right? :/

oatmealAug 3, 2010Buried

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Completely unrelated, but does anyone know why the facebook comments plugin makes the comments all shared across each blog post? For instance, if you comment on this post and then click over to another, your comment appears in both (even though they're on separate URLs). Super annoying :/

tiptup300Aug 4, 2010Buried

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I actually thought it was like "f**k I can't believe I payed $15 to see a movie!"

greggklimekAug 3, 2010Buried

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvSqBIn7zQ

The Oatmeal is one sexy bitch.

kaegroAug 4, 2010Buried

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But once you got it, did you laugh?

treshnellAug 4, 2010Buried

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But that actually makes sense. You want the surgeon's surgery to go well for you, as he's the one performing it.

oatmealAug 4, 2010Buried

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OMG HI MR. DETH 222! I HOPE THE 221 OTHER MEGADETHS ARE JUST AS MEGA-MARVELOUS AS YOU!

slug701Aug 4, 2010Buried

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I always eat my candy before the movie begins

barrogapogaAug 4, 2010Buried

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People do this to me at the hotel i work at.

"have a safe trip home!"
"thanks you too!"
or
"enjoy your stay!"
"thanks you too!"

and then they realize what they said and sheepishly walk away.

invictus125Aug 4, 2010Buried

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I was under the impression that you were omnipotent. The fact that you do not have an encyclopedic knowledge of all jokes told by Brian Regan dismays and infuriates me.

dforspidAug 4, 2010Buried

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I did one worse when I was drunk at my birthday.
"Happy birthday"
"Thanks, happy birthday!"
I just walked away and got another drink...

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