This reinforces my belief about the genders and driving:
Men are probably better "at driving." They may have better reaction time, physical ability, or knowledge of their vehicle -- but men also tend to drive more recklessly and end up in fatal accidents.
I always see women doing stupid s**t on the road. There are TWO turn lanes, you dumb bitch, you are not allowed to change lanes WHILE completing a left-hand turn. Get off the phone, stop texting, etc. I also get pissed when I see some dumb teenage girl in a BMW (because she totally earned that by graduating high school, right?) always swerving back-and forth in her lane. Pay the f**k attention and drive in a straight line.
Men drive like that occasionally, but we're usually drunk when doing it, and end up in a fiery explosion of death when it really matters.
A woman golfer went to the doctor about a wasp sting. He asked her where she got stung, and she said "Between the first and second hole". And the doctor said "You sure have a wide stance!"
I have a long commute to work. Every day I play the "See if that is a woman" game going to and from work. Some idiot in the left lane on the highway doing 5 under and forcing everyone to dangerously pass on the right, while simultaneously causing a traffic jam to pile up behind them? You could literally bet your house on the fact that it will be a woman and never lose.
This is exactly the opposite of what I've heard... I've had two ex girlfriends who have passed with doing stupid things like going through a stop sign or hitting a pedestrian!
I only know this because i failed twice, and they told me how easy it was for them... I'm still not convinced breasts were not involved...
assumethefetalAug 24, 2010Buried
Her husband must have a large kitchen if she feels the need to be driving a car around in it.
fearloathingAug 24, 2010Buried
Coming from a female: Statistics don't lie! Get off your freaking phone, ladies.
cuevas4711Aug 24, 2010Buried
That's because you women are in the passenger seat nagging us about stupid s**t.
zilkAug 24, 2010Buried
Sorry to ruin your fun
Ugly old site stats: "female drivers have a greater number of minor crashes than do men. However men are still 70% more likely to be in a serious crash. " http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/car-crash-men-woman.html
"Male drivers 16-23 are four times more likely to be involved in a fatal vehicle accident than the average driver, due to inexperience and lack of maturity." http://mesotheliomainfo.instablogs.com/entry/car-accident-statistics/
"Male drivers have a 77 percent higher risk of dying in a car accident than women" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16698153/
joshbotAug 24, 2010Buried
To be fair, men probably drive more than women.
Though by no means an iron clad scientific study: http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/24/do-women-take-the-backseat-to-men/
m0og0oAug 24, 2010Buried
Is this supposed to be a funny comic?
doctechnicalAug 24, 2010Buried
I have to call bulls**t on this. No one passes their driving test after hitting a pedestrian. Even if she blew the tester.
/and the pedestrian
curbowb81Aug 24, 2010Buried
Well, im not saying thats fact... although...
vladiggerputinAug 24, 2010Buried
None of that is true.
Men drive aggressively.
Women drive recklessly.
poonchowAug 24, 2010Buried
This reinforces my belief about the genders and driving:
Men are probably better "at driving." They may have better reaction time, physical ability, or knowledge of their vehicle -- but men also tend to drive more recklessly and end up in fatal accidents.
I always see women doing stupid s**t on the road. There are TWO turn lanes, you dumb bitch, you are not allowed to change lanes WHILE completing a left-hand turn. Get off the phone, stop texting, etc. I also get pissed when I see some dumb teenage girl in a BMW (because she totally earned that by graduating high school, right?) always swerving back-and forth in her lane. Pay the f**k attention and drive in a straight line.
Men drive like that occasionally, but we're usually drunk when doing it, and end up in a fiery explosion of death when it really matters.
unic0rnAug 24, 2010Buried
Maybe more like an info-graphic.
ascensionritesAug 24, 2010Buried
Women drivers, no survivors.
doctechnicalAug 24, 2010Buried
A woman golfer went to the doctor about a wasp sting. He asked her where she got stung, and she said "Between the first and second hole". And the doctor said "You sure have a wide stance!"
bolinoakAug 24, 2010Buried
You have made my day. For that I give you much kudos, props and all the other terms that mean you are awesome.
murmandamosAug 24, 2010Buried
oh stats... let's not forget to actually use your f**king head. men drive more. data adjusted:
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/who-drives-better-men-or-women/
spectralsoundsAug 24, 2010Buried
If you won't say it, I will.
As far as I'm concerned, it's fact.
I have a long commute to work. Every day I play the "See if that is a woman" game going to and from work. Some idiot in the left lane on the highway doing 5 under and forcing everyone to dangerously pass on the right, while simultaneously causing a traffic jam to pile up behind them? You could literally bet your house on the fact that it will be a woman and never lose.
sloiAug 24, 2010Buried
Asian woman: how much signal I need to cut across 8 lane? None?! I GO NOW: good luck everybody else!
manikfoxAug 24, 2010Buried
This is exactly the opposite of what I've heard... I've had two ex girlfriends who have passed with doing stupid things like going through a stop sign or hitting a pedestrian!
I only know this because i failed twice, and they told me how easy it was for them... I'm still not convinced breasts were not involved...
corona85Aug 24, 2010Buried
Where I'm from, if you're a female you automatically pass. No matter how s**tty your driving is.
evileddy60Aug 24, 2010Buried
It's also well known that women get warnings more then men do in their minor fender benders so these stats don't go on record.
But yes.. men get in BIG accidents and women get in more frequent minor ones.