"President Obama puts the U.S. economy in the hands of the geniuses behind Zico coconut water, who must know what they're doing because they are bringing in millions on a product that tastes like ass."
Buy one for yourself & judge if you think you might like it. Maybe I just dislike flat-tasting beverages.
1. Coconut water is *not* sweetened coconut milk. It looks like slightly opaque water.
2. I think 'coconut water' has a flatter taste than water, even old water, if that's possible.
3. It costs a lot more than bottled water and flavored water, like $2 for each 12ozs.
4. It tastes alright only when mixed with other fruit juices, if you need the potassium from it.
suite307Feb 11, 2012Buried
Well i already don't buy soda, excepted for the occasional Dr.Pepper, Coconut tastes like raw assh**e.
Dazza_TucieFeb 11, 2012Buried
Surely it's not got this bad. Dandelion and Burdock must be due another outing
bdbrFeb 11, 2012Buried
From the Onion: "The president agrees it basically tastes like ball sweat."
Not having tried coconut water (or raw assh**e or ball sweat for that matter), I'll just take everyone else's word for it.
bdbrFeb 11, 2012Buried
"President Obama puts the U.S. economy in the hands of the geniuses behind Zico coconut water, who must know what they're doing because they are bringing in millions on a product that tastes like ass."
http://www.theonion.com/video/us-turns-to-the-makers-of-the-foultasting-but-very,26529/
specimen7Feb 11, 2012Buried
Vita Coco got it's market by deceiving people.
analogassassinFeb 12, 2012Buried
I used to drink coconut water when I was working in brazil. Stuff is the best remedy for hangovers ever.
leland1Feb 12, 2012Buried
Buy one for yourself & judge if you think you might like it. Maybe I just dislike flat-tasting beverages.
1. Coconut water is *not* sweetened coconut milk. It looks like slightly opaque water.
2. I think 'coconut water' has a flatter taste than water, even old water, if that's possible.
3. It costs a lot more than bottled water and flavored water, like $2 for each 12ozs.
4. It tastes alright only when mixed with other fruit juices, if you need the potassium from it.
adalseyFeb 14, 2012Buried
I will have my own someday but mine will be better. The only way you buy it is if you climb the tree yourself...