"If you want to get to her, you have to go through me first!"
Internet stuff that will make you smile.
SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE GOOD
Please enjoy the large and powerful rumbling of human joy.
If this isn't going to restore your faith in humanity, we don't know what will.
You've got your American flag, your George Washingtons. You've also got your requisite Mac and Cheese and your hot dogs.
"Oh my god, is this the real world? Is this actually what it looks like?"
It's so sweet, yet at the same time it makes your heart break a little.
"Kids 'pay' some of their own Halloween candy into the machine and play the game until they win. At a minimum, kids would get twice as much candy as they put in, and sometimes much, much more – for example when winning the triple-clown jackpot."
With the help of both his teammates and his opponents, Seep Shirly took the ball and ran with it.
"Get yo' mothafuckin' shine on today."
This man's joy is utterly infectious.
"My family and I decided to dress up in costumes as our oldest daughter came home from school. We encourage our children to work hard, play hard and not take life too seriously."
His first mistake was thinking he could rely on cats.
Political figures, cultural icons and even Beetlejuice all made an appearance.
"Arthur is 105 (born 1912), Marcia is 100 (born 1917). Tomorrow marks the 80th year they have been married. They are one of the oldest living couples in America. Marcia can really only say 'hello, hello' but she seems to have some sort of understanding of her surroundings."
Jimbo was inside a shop when he spotted someone sitting in his truck in the parking lot. Upon further investigation, he learned it was a kid named Ryan who's just trying to figure out how to put the thing in gear. So he helped him out.
Ah, the frustration of being a toddler: when you know exactly what you want but don't have the competency to say it.
YouTuber AcousticTrench is back at it again, this time sitting on a patch of red and orange leaves with a friendly pooch by his side.