We don't know whether to laugh or gag, too.
Whenever you're feeling down, just remember that you'll create enough spit in your life to fill anywhere between 180 and 360 bathtubs.
If the Academy chooses to recognize it on March 4, "The Shape of Water" would be the best picture we deserve.
How an innocent question devolved into a depraved, months-long journey to the center of the colon.
With not a palate cleanser in sight, the two famous Englishmen are forced to answer potentially career-harming questions or eat foods like salmon ice cream with chicken foot accompaniment.
Excuse us. We love this video, despite the disgusting belch noises and feedback loop.
We're not sure what this guy in China's Chongqing City is thinking, but this will probably be the last time he pees in an elevator. Hopefully.
We're uncomfortably enthralled.
Well, it didn't kill them due to lung damage, so they've got that going for them...
You have a vague sense of what's going on the whole time. Someone hurt himself in a gymnastics gym. It sounds pretty bad, he's really moaning. I hope he's oka– and then the fingers show up on screen, and you realize he is most definitely not okay.
All the worse, this carnivorous fish from Lake Malawi is named "Mr. Kissable."
But it's not every day that you get to see a Mexican red knee tarantula grooming herself up close and personal.
Horrified mall goers in the Philippines fought back tears and laughter avoiding the scraggly rodent.
This is taking the sweet-and-savory concept to a whole other level.
Please, we beg of you, call a professional.
The broiest network to ever grace our cable boxes is dead. The absurd, hyper-masculine brand manifesto they created in 2006 will live forever.
It's that cooking oil you know and love, and it costs more than you think it should. So what would happen if you just went and chugged it all?
Ground keepers for The Lost Paradise Festival had to deal with this new years day after festival organizers failed to provide sufficient trash cans in camping areas.
We don't understand any of this man's logic.
Okay, there's potential for a "Slender Man" movie, granted, but please don't make movies out of any other Something Awful posts.
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